Smile Well And Often, It Makes People

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

I Was Born In August, No July, 1908.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.