Work Such As You Will Not Have

There Never Was A Man On Earth Who Pitched As Much As Me. But The More I Pitched, The Stronger My Arm Would Get.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.

If You Want To Live A Long Time, Don't Fool With Nothing Old But Money, Nothing Big But A Bank Roll, Nothing Black But A Cadillac, Nothing Over Twenty-two Years, Nothing That Weighs Over 130. If You Do, You're In Trouble. 'cause When You're Getting Old And Your Cells Gettin' Low, You'll Need A Delco Battery To Boost Ya.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.