Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.

The Crawfords Played Everywhere, In Every Ballpark. And We Won, Won Like We Invented The Game.

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.

Not To Be Cheered By Praise, Not To Be Grieved By Blame, But To Know Thoroughly One's Own Virtues Or Powers Are The Characteristics Of An Excellent Man.