I Got A Curve So Sneaky It

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.