I Got A Curve So Sneaky It

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

I Never Rush Myself. See, They Can't Start The Game Without Me.