If You Can't Write Your Own Material,

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

I'll Tell Ya, I Don't Get No Respect... The Other Day, I Got Back From A Business Trip. I Got In A Cab And Said To The Driver, "hey! Take Me To Where The Action Is!" So Ya Know Where He Took Me? He Took Me To My House!

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.

I Can't Get No Respect.