It Would Be Great If People Never

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's Lap. His Fly Was Open ! Boy What A Present He Gave Me !

My Sex Life Is Terrible; My Wife Put A Mirror Over The Dog's Bed. Actually She Did Put A Mirror Over Our Bed. She Says She Likes To Watch Herself Laugh.