Have You Noticed That All The People

Do Unto Others, Then Run

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.