Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.