Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.