Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.