Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.