Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.