Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.