Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.

Do Unto Others, Then Run