Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

Do Unto Others, Then Run

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.