Why Would I Make One Woman So

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.