Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

Do Unto Others, Then Run