Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.