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An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

Until You Go To Kentucky And With Your Own Eyes Behold The Derby, You Ain't Never Been Nowhere And You Ain't Seen Nothin'!

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.

Of All American Cities Of Whatever Size The Most Friendly On Preliminary Inspection, And On Further Acquaintance The Most Likable. The Happiest-hearted, The Gayest, The Most Care-free City On This Continent.

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