A Funeral Eulogy Is A Belated Plea

I've Just Learned About His Illness. Let's Hope It's Nothing Trivial.

Until You Go To Kentucky And With Your Own Eyes Behold The Derby, You Ain't Never Been Nowhere And You Ain't Seen Nothin'!

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

You Had To Hate The Colonel A Whole Lot To Keep From Loving Him.

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.