Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its

Golf - A Young Man's Vice And An Old Man's Penance.

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.

To Be Born In Kentucky Is A Heritage; To Brag About It Is A Habit; To Appreciate It Is A Virtue.

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

You Had To Hate The Colonel A Whole Lot To Keep From Loving Him.