Valentine's Day Is The Day When You

Anytime A Person Goes Into A Delicatessen And Orders A Pastrami On White Bread, Somewhere A Jew Dies.

Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is The Land Of Promise Should Be Here During An Election Campaign.

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.