Valentine's Day Is The Day When You

He Was Such A Bad Writer, They Revoked His Poetic License.

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.

This Man's Wife Told Him, "for Christmas, Surprise Me." On Christmas Eve He Leaned Over Where She Was Sleeping And Said, "boo!"

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.