Valentine's Day Is The Day When You

They've Finally Come Up With The Perfect Office Computer. If It Makes A Mistake, It Blames Another Computer.

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.