Valentine's Day Is The Day When You

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"