Valentine's Day Is The Day When You

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!