Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

He Was Such A Bad Writer, They Revoked His Poetic License.

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.