Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

My Doctor Told Me That Jogging Could Add Years To My Life. I Think He Was Right. I Feel Ten Years Older Already.

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband When She's Wrong.

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.