Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone Said That Is A Prayer And That Would Be Eliminated From Schools, Too?

I Just Want To Be Known As A Clown Because To Me, That's The Height Of My Profession. It Means You Can Do Everything - Sing, Dance And, Above All, Make People Laugh.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.