Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

I Personally Believe That Each Of Us Was Put Here For A Purpose -- To Build Not To Destroy. If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin