Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce