Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.