Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.