I Personally Believe That Each Of Us

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.