There Are Three Signs Of Old Age:

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.