There Are Three Signs Of Old Age:

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.

I Just Want To Be Known As A Clown Because To Me, That's The Height Of My Profession. It Means You Can Do Everything - Sing, Dance And, Above All, Make People Laugh.

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.