There Are Three Signs Of Old Age:

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.