Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.

Three Years Ago I Came To Florida Without A Nickel In My Pocket. Now I've Got A Nickel In My Pocket

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.