Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.

Who Are You Going To Believe, Me Or Your Own Eyes?

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

Yes, Darling, Let Me Cover Your Face With Kisses-on Second Thought, Just Let Me Cover Your Face