Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They

I Worked My Way Up From Nothing To A State Of Extreme Poverty.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?

Time Wounds All Heels.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.