Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They

I'm Not A Vegetarian, But I Eat Animals Who Are.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.