No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name.

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

Take Two Turkeys, One Goose, Four Cabbages, But No Duck, And Mix Them Together. After One Taste, You'll Duck Soup For The Rest Of Your Life

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

Life Is A Whim Of Several Billion Cells To Be You For A While