No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

I Must Confess, I Was Born At A Very Early Age.

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.