No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name.

Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has Stopped.

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

Tv Is The Rat Race Of The Century.

One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!