No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name.

Love Had Forged Ahead So Swiftly That In No Time It Had Displaced Agriculture As The Leading Industry Of The Period. To Anyone Who Has Tried Both, This Wont Come As Much Of A Surprise.

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me A Bribe? How Much

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.