No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name.

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

With A Little Study You'll Go A Long Ways, And I Wish You'd Start Now

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip