No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name.

Age Is Not A Particularly Interesting Subject. Anyone Can Get Old. All You Have To Do Is Live Long Enough.

Why A Four-year-old Child Could Understand This Report. Run Out And Find Me A Four-year-old Child. I Can't Make Head Nor Tail Out Of It.

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

He Thinks I Look Alike!

Hello, I Must Be Going.