Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That The Animal Is Going Somewhere.

If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get Rid Of The Smog And Clean Up The Traffic Mess, I Really Believe I'd Settle Here Until The Next Earthquake.

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.