Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.