Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.