Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall

I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out. Then I'm Sailing To France To Be Honored By The French Government - I'd Give It All Up For One Erection.

[mrs. Teasdale]: He's Had A Change Of Heart. [groucho]: A Lot Of Good That'll Do Him. He's Still Got The Same Face.

Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

But What Makes Wage Slaves? Wages!

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!