Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

I Must Confess, I Was Born At A Very Early Age.

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!