Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall Let In The Light.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)