Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.