Marry Me And I'll Never Look At

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

I Read In The Newspapers They Are Going To Have 30 Minutes Of Intellectual Stuff On Television Every Monday From 7:30 To 8. To Educate America. They Couldn't Educate America If They Started At 6:30.

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party.