Marry Me And I'll Never Look At

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music.

He [groucho's Father] Had Absolutely No Training, And If You Had Ever Seen One Of His Suits, You'd Realize What An Accurate Statement That Is. You See, Pop Never Used A Tape Measure. He Didn't Believe In It. He Said He Could Just Look At A Man And Tell His Size, With The Result That Frequently He'd Make A Pair Of Pants With One Trouser Leg Seven Or Eight Inches Longer Than The Other.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Apple Sauce, It Tastes Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does.