When I Invite A Woman To Dinner,

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.