When I Invite A Woman To Dinner,

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

Well, That Covers A Lot Of Ground. Say, You Cover A Lot Of Ground Yourself. You Better Beat It - I Hear They're Going To Tear You Down And Put Up An Office Building Where You're Standing. You Can Leave In A Taxi. If You Can't Get A Taxi, You Can Leave In A Huff. If That's Too Soon, You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff. You Know, You Haven't Stopped Talking Since I Came Here? You Must Have Been Vaccinated With A Phonograph Needle.

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.

Do You Suppose I Could Buy Back My Introduction To You?

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns