An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

Why A Four-year-old Child Could Understand This Report. Run Out And Find Me A Four-year-old Child. I Can't Make Head Nor Tail Out Of It.

I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You Don't Need To Teach Me--i Already Know How!

He [groucho's Father] Had Absolutely No Training, And If You Had Ever Seen One Of His Suits, You'd Realize What An Accurate Statement That Is. You See, Pop Never Used A Tape Measure. He Didn't Believe In It. He Said He Could Just Look At A Man And Tell His Size, With The Result That Frequently He'd Make A Pair Of Pants With One Trouser Leg Seven Or Eight Inches Longer Than The Other.