An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.