I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.