Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

I Asked The Waiter, 'is This Milk Fresh?' He Said, 'lady, Three Hours Ago It Was Grass.'