My Body's In Such Bad Shape I

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.

When I Go To The Beach, My Grandchildren Try To Make Words Out Of The Veins In My Legs. That's Why I Still Take The Pill; I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.