My Body's In Such Bad Shape I

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.

Self-pity Is Better Than None.