Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.