Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.