Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.