Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

When I Go To Bed At Night, I've Got So Much Grease On My Body I Wear Snow Chains To Hold Up My Gown.

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.

I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex Drive. My Boyfriend Lives Forty Miles Away.

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.