Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.