I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

It Would Seem That Something Which Means Poverty, Disorder And Violence Every Single Day Should Be Avoided Entirely, But The Desire To Beget Children Is A Natural Urge.