Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

I'm Not A Sexy Guy. I Went To A Hooker. I Dropped My Pants. She Dropped Her Price.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

Once I Pulled A Job, I Was So Stupid. I Picked A Guy's Pocket On An Airplane And Made A Run For It.