Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike.

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.