Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

My Sex Life Is Terrible; My Wife Put A Mirror Over The Dog's Bed. Actually She Did Put A Mirror Over Our Bed. She Says She Likes To Watch Herself Laugh.