Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.