Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. The Time I Was Kidnapped, And The Kidnappers Sent My Parents A Note They Said, "we Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again."

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.