Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.