Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My

I Went To A Gay Bar, They Wanted Proof Of Sex So I Showed Them, They Said It Wasn't Enough.

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.