When I Was A Kid My Parents

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.