When I Was A Kid My Parents

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.