Being With Friends Felt Like A Burden.

I Like My Life Alone.

Comics Who Grew Up Surviving Their Childhood By Being Able To Be The First One To Make The Joke About Their Weight Or Their Hairy Arms - Like Me - Whatever They're Insecure About, Whatever They're Apologizing For, That Becomes Their Strength.

And Then Before Going Back For My Sophomore Year, I Decided To Change My Major To Arts And Sciences, And My Dad Cut A Deal With Me: He Said If I'd Quit School He'd Pay My Rent For The Next Three Years, As If I Were In School.

I'm Personally Not Into A Guy Who Wears Pedal Pushers And A Necklace.

The Best Time To Have A Baby Is When You're A Black Teenager.