Being With Friends Felt Like A Burden.

I Gave Him A Compliment! All Right, I Told Him He Probably Would've Made, Like, A Really Expensive Slave In The, Like, In The Olden-timey Days.

Sometimes A Joke That Doesn't Work Just Needs A Breath Or A Little Word Or The Tiniest Little Change To Be Fixed.

I Do Love The Idea Of Ritual.

Strippers Should Be Role-models For Little Girls. If Only For The Fact That They Wax Their Assholes.

Everyone Self-googles. And, I Have, Of Course, The Google Alert.