Being With Friends Felt Like A Burden.

When You're A Comic, It's Like Being Born Gay. It's What You Want To Do Every Night When Your Other Friends Are Out At Night Going To Parties.

I Have No Religion, But I Can't Escape Being Extremely Jewish Ethnically - That Is, Culturally. In Other Words, I'm Not Religious, But I Worry And I'm Neurotic. And I'm Very Good With Money.

The Reason The Rest Of Us Remember, Like, When John Lennon Died, Is Because It's A Moment When Adrenaline Is Surging.

I Can't Wait Till Sunday, I'm Gonna See My Favorite Niece And My Other Niece.

I Never Want To Be In A Position Where I Have To Defend My Material. It's Too Subjective. It's For Other People To Defend Or Not Defend.