People Can't Help What Topics Cut Them

I Don't Really Like Saying "the Gays"... I'm Not Sure Why. I Suppose I Say "the Jews." But I Don't Say "the Blacks." I Guess Because I'm A Jew For All Intents And Purposes And To Group People Together Of Which I Am Not One In Such A Casual Way Feels Disrespectful.

I Love Making Videos On My Couch. You Can Put Those On The Internet Fast. I Can Express Myself.

You Want To Make People Laugh And By Virtue Of That Please Them, But When You're Instructed To Make People Laugh And Please Them, You're Too Resentful To Do It.

When I Was 17, I Read A Profile Of Carol Leifer. Since Then, I Wanted To Be Her. I Still Want To Be Her.

I Didn't Lose My Virginity Until I Was Twenty-six. Nineteen Vaginally, But Twenty-six What My Boyfriend Calls "the Real Way".