I Just Think Of Myself As A

I Don't Set Out To Offend Or Shock, But I Also Don't Do Anything To Avoid It.

I'd Rather Have A Girl Exposed To Me Than 25 Women In Prom Dresses Vying For A Stranger.

I Started Out In Clubs, And I've Always Liked Clubs. I Like Theaters Because People Are There For The Show.

Scientology Is Weird Because It's New.

I Commend You On All You've Done For Peta, Wrestling The One-eyed Trouser Snake With Your Bare Hands, Gently Cuddling It In Your Arms, And Nurturing It Back To Health.