You Are Going Uruguay, And I'm Going

I've Known And Respected Your Husband For Many Years, And What's Good Enough For Him Is Good Enough For Me

Oh, Why Can't We Break Away From All This, Just You And I, And Lodge With My Fleas In The Hills? I Mean Flee To My Lodge In The Hills.

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.