Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.