Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.