Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

Growing Old Is Something You Do If You're Lucky.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

I've Known And Respected Your Husband For Many Years, And What's Good Enough For Him Is Good Enough For Me

With The Possible Exception Of Clothes, Beauty Salons And Frank Sinatra, There Are Few Subjects All Women Agree Upon.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.