Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

Hello, I Must Be Going, I Cannot Stay, I Came To Say, I Must Be Going. I’m Glad I Came, But Just The Same, I Must Be Going.

Practically Everybody In New York Has Half A Mind To Write A Book, And Does.

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!