Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

Take Two Turkeys, One Goose, Four Cabbages, But No Duck, And Mix Them Together. After One Taste, You'll Duck Soup For The Rest Of Your Life

Hello, I Must Be Going, I Cannot Stay, I Came To Say, I Must Be Going. I’m Glad I Came, But Just The Same, I Must Be Going.

Poverty Makes People Sub-human Excess Of Wealth Makes People Inhuman

I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.