Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.

Now There's A Man With An Open Mind - You Can Feel The Breeze From Here!

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!