All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

I Like Children - Fried.