All British Castles And Old Country Homes

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.