I Like To Come To Washington, D.c.,

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?