I Like To Come To Washington, D.c.,

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.