I Like To Come To Washington, D.c.,

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

We Have 51 Golf Courses In Palm Springs. He [president Ford] Never Decides Which Course He Will Play Until After The First Tee Shot.