I Like To Come To Washington, D.c.,

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.