I Like To Come To Washington, D.c.,

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.