I Like To Come To Washington, D.c.,

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.