I Like To Come To Washington, D.c.,

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.