[about Sex And Being Married] It's Like

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Flowers Planted In A Bathroom Appliance In Your Front Yard.

I Got My Wife A Mood Ring. It Works Real Good! When Shes In A Good Mood It Turns Blue, But When Shes In A Bad Mood Theres A Red Mark Across My Forehead

When You're Young And You Get To Choose Between Sleep And Sex You Take Sex Everytime. You Start Getting Older, You Get To Choose Between Sleep And Sex, You Choose Sleep And Just Hope You Have A Dream About Sex.

You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.