List Of Redneck Quotes

Most Of Us Had Never Seen A Sober Redneck Before, And We Have The Reagan Landslide To Testify That None Of Us Ever Wants To See One Again. It Was A Horrifying Apparition. And Ever Since Jimmy Carter, All Of Us Rednecks Have Had To Be Very Careful To Be Drunk Rednecks Lest We Turn Into Some Kind Of Awful Creature With Big Buck Teeth And A State Department Full Of Human-rights Yahoos.

I'm From West Virginia. If You Didn't Know What Was Happening In Nascar, You Were On The Outside. Nascar Is A Big League Sport, But It's Still Also Country And Redneck.

I Met A Redneck On A Grecian Isle Who Did The Goat Dance Very Well.

Anybody Can Be Unhappy. We Can All Be Hurt. You Don't Have To Be Poor To Need Something Or Somebody. Rednecks, Hippies, Misfits - We're All The Same. Gay Or Straight? So What? It Doesn't Matter To Me. We Have To Be Concerned About Other People, Regardless.

I Knew About Elvis. Of Course, Everybody Knew About Him Then.

I've Been With Certain Stars; Some Are Caring And Pay Attention To Their Fans And To Their Fellow Performers And Some Are Too Busy. Elvis Never Seemed Too Busy.

I Think Elvis Loved His Fans - I Think That's Why They Loved Him And Still Love Him. Fans Are Very Conscious And Sensitive To The Fact That Performers Love Them.

Elvis Couldn't Leave The Hotel Except Under Heavy Guard. It Was Incredible How They Went Wild Over Him.

Colonel Parker Asked Henry And Me To Come To Elvis' Suite And Have Breakfast. There Were At Least Five Policemen Stationed Up There. He Was Talking On The Telephone.

My Husband Was A Pilot. He Flew Elvis When Elvis First Started Making Appearances Around The Country.

Elected Office Holds More Perks Than Elvis' Nightstand.

The Enemy Of The Black Is Not The White. The Enemy Of Capitalist Is Not Communist, The Enemy Of Homosexual Is Not Heterosexual, The Enemy Of Jew Is Not Arab, The Enemy Of Youth Is Not The Old, The Enemy Of Hip Is Not Redneck, The Enemy Of Chicano Is Not Gringo And The Enemy Of Women Is Not Men. We All Have The Same Enemy. The Enemy Is The Tyranny Of The Dull Mind. The Enemy Is Every Expert Who Practices Technocratic Manipulation, The Enemy Is Every Proponent Of Standardization And The Enemy Is Every Victim Who Is So Dull And Lazy And Weak As To Allow Himself To Be Manipulated And Standardized.