You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Own At Least 20 Baseball Hats.

You Might Be A Redneck If On Your First Date You Had To Ask Your Dad To Borrow The Keys To The Tractor.

Hell, When I Was In High School, A "drive-by Shooting" Meant Somebody Had Their Rear End Hanging Out A Car Window!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think People That Send Out Graduation Announcements Are Show-offs.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you've Been On Tv More Than Times Describing The Sound Of A Tornado.