You Might Be A Redneck If You

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Mother Has Been Involved In A Fist Fight At A High School Sports Event.