You Might Be A Redneck If You

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Has A Beer Belly And You Find It Attractive.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite Hunting Dog Has A Bigger Tombstone Than Your Grandfather.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Kids Are Going Hungry Tonight Because You Just Had To Have Those Yosemite Sam Mud Flaps.