A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness. It Just Helps You Look For It In More Places.