A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

The Only Thing That Can Break A Piece Of Valentine Candy Is Another Piece Of Valentine Candy.

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.