A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.

Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!