A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

I Gave My Wife A Twenty-five-dollar Gift Certificate. She Used It As A Down Payment On A Mink Coat.

They've Got Plastic Christmas Trees Now. They're Hard To Tell From The Real Aluminum Ones.