Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is The Land Of Promise Should Be Here During An Election Campaign.

I Bought My Son A Bat For Christmas. On New Year's It Flew Away.