A Man's Only As Old As The

Man Does Not Control His Own Fate. The Women In His Life Do That For Him.

John You Say You Met In An Elevator. Was The Elevator Going Up At The Time, Or Down? This Is Very Important, For Going Down In An Elevator One Always Has That Sinking Feeling And For All I Know You May Have This Confused With Love. If You Were Going Up, It Is Clearly A Case Of Love At First Sight.

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!